Lieberman goes on a rant

“What we need is to strike over the border into Iran to bomb the training camps that the Iranian government has established to train insurgents who are fighting American troops in Iraq. The government of Iran bears responsibility for training terrorists who are killing our soldiers day in and day out as our military struggles to bring freedom to Iraq. But we can’t stop there. My sources in the intelligence community have pointed out that the tents used by the trainees were made in China. We can disrupt the camps by bombing the tent factories in Shanghai, which we must seriously consider. Russian surplus canned tuna is feeding some of these bloodthirsty murderers. A preemptive strike on the Russian canned food factory in Vladisvostok would prevent more canned seafood from reachign the camp in the future. Furthermore, in several pictures, it is clear that several BMWs are parked beside the camp. An attack on Germany must follow. It’s not something I advocate lightly, but we can’t afford to lose this war. What’s most disturbing, though, is that the terrorists are clearly holding Colt-made guns in several of the photographs that are currently being analyzed by Vice President Cheney. Assault teams are already surrounding the West Hartford factory where Colt is headquartered. We have to go in quickly or other guns may find their way into the hands of the killers. I know many people in West Hartford but I trust the military will hold civilian casualties to a minimum.”

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6 responses to “Lieberman goes on a rant

  1. This would be humorous if it didn’t provide a glimpse into the disproportion and true insanity of liberal thought. And I have to say that I revel in the idea that more Liberals will become active in the blogosphere. The more they share the irrational foundations of their philosophy the more Conservatism will grow.

  2. Joe Visconti

    God Bless Joe Lieberman and Israel!

  3. Joe Visconti

    And America of Course

  4. Gary Reger

    God bless Israel, Joe? You might want to reconsider after comparing income tax rates:

    Israel USA*
    $32,800-59,000 — 36% $15,000-61,000 — 15.5%
    $59,100-100,00 — 37% $61,000-123,000 — 25%
    $101,000 up — 49% $123,000-188,ooo — 28%
    $188,000-336,00 — 33%
    $336,000 up — 38%

    *US rates for joint returns; single tax-payers pay more.

    In addition, Israel imposes a 15.5% Value Added Tax; a 2.5% sales tax; real estate taxes (including a property tax on businesses assessed by the square meter of the business, not its value), and various other taxes too numerous to mention.

  5. Gary Reger

    Sorry, the formatting on my table disappeared. This may be easier to read:

    Israel
    $32,800-59,000 — 36%
    $59,100-100,000 — 37%
    $101,000 up — 49%

    USA
    $15,000-61,000 — 15.5%
    $61,000-123,000 — 25%
    $123,000-188,ooo — 28%
    $188,000-336,00 — 33%
    $336,000 up — 38%

  6. EJ

    Universal HealthCare eats up a major part of the difference.

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